If you say so....

(21:22:27) Ben: gut nigit
(21:22:30) Ben logged out.

HELP ME!

I really want to go to the Monty reunion dance on Oct. 1st but John also invited me to go to another dance at his school that night....What should I do? Leave a comment for your answer!

A Night With Jood

(20:48:31) Jood: HUWHAT?
(20:48:48) Dougie: uh…
(20:49:57) Dougie: hiya!
(20:50:18) Jood: HOLY SHIT YOU SCARED ME
(20:51:43) Dougie: I'm so sorry
(20:52:10) Jood: http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/a/r/arbogast2/senseless.jpg
(20:52:22) Jood: er
(20:52:29) Jood: Do you mind?
(20:53:13) Dougie: not at all
(20:53:30) Jood: let's be friends
(20:54:41) Dougie: let's
(20:56:12) Jood: ...Do you wanna see my butt?
(20:58:34) Dougie: hell no
(20:59:14) Jood: DAMN
(21:01:41) Dougie: ROLF
(21:02:45) Jood: That's a mighty fine fish you got there son.
(21:04:07) Dougie: thank you
(21:05:53) Dougie: are you sure it's a fish?
(21:05:54) Jood: You're welcome.
(21:07:16) Dougie: stop touching me…
(21:13:22) Jood: But I love you....
(21:14:16) Dougie: you only want me for my car!
(21:16:29) Jood: I'd rather ride my donkey through the hills than ride in that piece of crap
(21:17:53) Dougie: why do you hurt me so?
(21:19:09) Jood: Because you SUCK
(21:22:43) Dougie: DIEDIEDIE
(21:25:09) Jood: With pleasure.

Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19

Hey y'all, I just felt that it's my civic duty to remind you that today is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Have fun with it!

ANNOUNCMENT!!!

See my blog for an important announcement!!! (Warning, it is geeky. See part 2).

a million uses and counting....

WAHOO!! The only reason to ever want a brain tumor...




Marijuana has already been proven as a natural and effective treatment for intense side effects of many hard core HIV and Cancer medications. Now it is believed that delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, a marijuana extract, may help shrink brain tumors and other forms of cancer. The New Scientist reports on the findings of a research team in Spain :
And for the first time, the team has shown the cannabinoids impede this chemical in people with the most aggressive form of brain cancer - glioblastoma multiforme.
After observing results in 30 mice, the team began a clinical trial with 14 human patients. The trial is still in early stages, but the researchers are optimistic about the preliminary results."

Change of Address

I just wanted to mention quickly that my blog has moved from its old Blog*Spot address to its own domain and server, and it can now be accessed at somewhatpants.com. I've updated the link wherever I could, but if you link to my blog from your own site, you should update the link, as the old address is no longer updated.

And for those of you who are interested in doing something like that yourself, I got extremely affordable hosting from KylixHost and a cheap domain from FatCow.

first day

well, i honestly thoguth the first day would be harder. it was realy good, and easy. i was one of the only freshman who could find classrooms (just follow the numbers) and i mde a lot of junior and sophmore freinds (i am such a tratior to my grade). the classes i am taking seem allright, some (such as math and history) seem realy hard, but all the others seem pretty well fitted. and yes... for all you private schoolers, i am gonna brag. school starts are 7:20 and ends at 2:30, nice, huh? well just wanted to inform you how cool conestoga is. ::smile:: spork

p.s. there are 3 Rachel H's in my homeroom, slighty confusing.

last day

every single last day of summer, the day before school, for the last 9 years i wonder to my self why i wasted the whole summer waiting for school. and every single first week of summer i wonder why i wated the whole school year for summer. thats the story of my life. so today, labor day, is my last day of free summer. so i haven been thingking since i woke up (at like 7) what i should do. and i havent thought of anything. please think of something for me. spork.

300th Posting!

Hi everyone, it's amazing that a small group of people have posted 300 times on this great blog. I am already at Hill for pre-season, which is neither fun nor easy. How are you guys? Hopefully we can still see everyone from MontyG years from now, and that nobody dissapears or falls off the face of the earth. See you guys soon, hopefully.

awesome article

BUSH TO DECLARE WAR ON ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Native Tongue Would Replace N. Korea in Axis of Evil

A just-released text of President George W. Bush’s acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention reveals that Mr. Bush intends to announce his boldest initiative to date, declaring war on the English language.

According to the text of the speech, advance copies of which were made available to reporters today, Mr. Bush will give the English language an official slot in the Axis of Evil, replacing North Korea.

While Mr. Bush’s relations with the English language have been hostile in the past, few had expected him to declare war on America’s native tongue.

But according to Republican insiders, an official declaration of war against the English language could give Mr. Bush a decided edge over his Democratic rival, Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.), who, unlike the president, speaks English fluently.

“If Kerry starts speaking English during the debates, he could be seen as a traitor,” one Bush strategist said. “On the other hand, there’s practically no danger of the president accidentally slipping into English.”

Political science professor Trevor Bilson of the University of Minnesota said that Mr. Bush’s declaration of war against the English language should not come as a surprise: “Mr. Bush has been conducting a covert campaign against the English language for decades now.”

But Dr. Bilson believes that shifting the nation’s focus from the war on terror to a war on grammar may be Mr. Bush’s shrewdest political move ever.

“The president recently said that he doubts we can win the war on terror,” Dr. Bilson said. “But whenever Mr. Bush does battle with the English language, the English language loses.”

HHGG

I was on Slashdot when I found this: Slashdot | Both Tea And No Tea - Updated Hitchhiker's Game:

"Ford Prefect writes 'To coincide with the new radio series of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the BBC will be reviving the old Infocom Hitchhiker's text adventure game, to appear on Radio 4's website. It's not just a straight port, either - apparently 'the new version of the game will be illustrated by Rod Lord, who won a BAFTA for his graphics for the original Hitchhiker TV series.' Hoopy!'"

I think this should be awesome. I've played the old Infocom game a fair amount, and I hope the new one is able to improve on it without abandoning the original elements of the game that made it so great.

AHHH!!!!

THE DEVIL! HE'S UPON US!!! 666 POP-UPS BLOCKED BY THE GOOGLE TOOLBAR FOR ME!!! AHHHH!!!